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iamaprincessallgirlsare:

tellherwittystories:

"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

EXCUSE YOU SHE IS THE PIRATE KING

I notice Elizabeth’s kiss of death long ago, and I love it.

guidedogintraining:

Stellar puppy is ready for a time-space adventure

guidedogintraining:

Stellar puppy is ready for a time-space adventure

missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

onthelosingside:

wsswatson:

mary interrogates john about moriarty so AGGRESSIVELY like calm down don’t give your own game away too obviously

Mary: OMG WHAT MORIARTY IS DEAD HE’S DEAD ISN’T HE FUCK I WAS SURE HE WAS DEAD … uh, i mean, you said he was dead right? Like not like I have a personal investment or anything, haha, just, you know, didn’t you um … you said he was dead, didn’t you, I seem to recall? Haha …

maadskittlez29:

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

YES. YES I DO.

jensenacklescuseme:

i really fucking miss Balthazar

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

thebluelip-blondie:

ras-al-ghul-is-dead:

A silent protest in Love Park, downtown Philadelphia orchestrated by performance artists protesting the murder of Michael Brown in Ferguson. The onslaught of passerby’s  wanting to take photos with the statue exemplifies the disconnect in American society.  Simply frame out the dead body, and it doesn’t exist.  

Here are some observations by one of the artists involved in the event:

I don’t know who any of these folks are.

They were tourists I presume.

But I heard most of what everything they said. A few lines in particular stood out. There’s one guy not featured in the photos. His friends were trying to get him to join the picture but he couldn’t take his eyes off the body.

"Something about this doesn’t feel right. I’m going to sit this one out, guys." "Com’on man… he’s already dead."

(Laughs.)

There were a billion little quips I heard today. Some broke my heart. Some restored my faith in humanity. There was an older white couple who wanted to take a picture under the statue.

The older gentleman: “Why do they have to always have to shove their politics down our throats.” Older woman: “They’re black kids, honey. They don’t have anything better to do.”

One woman even stepped over the body to get her picture. But as luck would have it the wind blew the caution tape and it got tangle around her foot. She had to stop and take the tape off. She still took her photo.

There was a guy who yelled at us… “We need more dead like them. Yay for the white man!”

"One young guy just cried and then gave me a hug and said ‘thank you. It’s nice to know SOMEBODY sees me.’

I’m just gonna keep reblogging this because this is truly how white America works. Like people have their weddings on plantations, Blackface was and still is a major source of entertainment and the biggest movie of all time was Gone With the Wind. White America will kill Black people and then smile and laugh and enjoy their day it sickens me that we’re treated this way.

theperfecthit:

creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

theperfecthit:

creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

lovetidalwave:

thetowngossip:

oh. my. god.

Total mindfuck

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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